The Holy Fool Ascension

Individual Guidance

An Hour to Find Your Bearings

A space to step back, examine what is happening in your life, question the stories you're telling yourself, and explore what a more truthful and purposeful next step might look like.

A Word of Candor

Not for Everybody. And That's Okay.

I'm going to be blunt: I don't believe I can work effectively with anyone affiliated with the Democratic Party. The divide between my understanding of reality and the worldview I associate with today's Democratic Party is simply too wide. I believe that gap is too great for me to establish the kind of honest, productive relationship this work requires.

That isn't a declaration that every conservative is right or every Republican has their head screwed on straight. A political label doesn't make anyone wise, virtuous, or immune to self-deception. I'm not here to flatter your opinions, validate your prejudices, or tell you what you want to hear. If your reasoning doesn't hold up, I'll challenge it—including when it's my own.

I'm looking for people who can question their assumptions, take responsibility for their choices, think independently, and pursue truth even when it's uncomfortable.

Apolitical? You're welcome here. You don't need a party affiliation or a political identity to explore faith, meaning, personal responsibility, and the person you're becoming.

I'm not trying to be everybody's cup of tea. And if you're looking for someone who will agree with you just to keep the peace, you've probably come to the wrong place.

No guru. No guru complex. No political pep rally. Just a better compass.

Free 15-Minute Consultation

Not sure if this work is right for you? Let’s talk.

Sometimes the first step isn’t finding an answer. It’s having an honest conversation. Take 15 minutes to introduce yourself, ask questions, explain what you’re looking for, and see whether The Holy Fool Ascension feels like the right fit. No pressure, no obligation, and no charge.

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$80 per session · 60 minutes

Financial circumstances shouldn't automatically prevent someone from reaching out. If $80 is outside your current means, ask about a reduced rate or possible no-cost option. The Holy Fool's Pledge

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What a session is — and isn't.

One-on-one philosophical, spiritual, and personal-development guidance, rooted in a Christian understanding of the person. Honest conversation, careful questions, and practical next steps.

It is not licensed psychotherapy, counseling, or medical treatment, and no particular outcome is promised. If you're in crisis, please contact a licensed professional or emergency services.

What happens next

  1. Your request is read personally — no automated funnel.
  2. You'll get a reply by email to talk through fit and find a time.
  3. Submitting a request doesn't guarantee an appointment — nothing is booked or charged until you both agree on a time.

Terms of Participation & Consent Agreement (draft, awaiting review)

$80 · 60-minute individual session

Questions Before You Begin?

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Not sure this is for you? Use the form above and just write your question in the "What would you like to discuss?" box. There's no obligation in asking.

The Holy Fool's Pledge

Meaning before money.

If the price is what stands between you and a conversation, say so in your request. Reduced-rate and no-cost sessions are considered honestly, case by case. Not every request can be accommodated — but every one will be read.